. the man asks "what next?" and the parrot says "i don't know, i got a boner and fell off my perch!". he sees the bird and says "that bird looks a little lopsided to me" the shopkeeper turns to him and says "he may look lopsided but he's got no legs" the man asks how it is possible for a bird to "stand" on a perch with no legs, the shopkeeper says "he uses his cock!"
‘I came over for some fruit and saw you. I was pretty certain that there was someone in my garden, and that they were watching me
. the man asks "what next?" and the parrot says "i don't know, i got a boner and fell off my perch!". he sees the bird and says "that bird looks a little lopsided to me" the shopkeeper turns to him and says "he may look lopsided but he's got no legs" the man asks how it is possible for a bird to "stand" on a perch with no legs, the shopkeeper says "he uses his cock!"
. the man asks "what next?" and the parrot says "i don't know, i got a boner and fell off my perch!". he sees the bird and says "that bird looks a little lopsided to me" the shopkeeper turns to him and says "he may look lopsided but he's got no legs" the man asks how it is possible for a bird to "stand" on a perch with no legs, the shopkeeper says "he uses his cock!"