This was all in good-natured fun, and I wanted to be a good sport, but it did make me uncomfortable. I made her spiritual restoration a personal crusade
. I promised that I would devote myself to her salvation, to lead her away from temptation and from seeking the attentions of unworthy men and the sins of the flesh
I don’t want to get you pregnant, so this will keep you from it. She was screaming while her arms were flaying on her dad’s back